While compiling goodies to buy your sweetie, the sweet thang in your life for Valentine’s Day…. I, um, found a li’l chocolate-something for the person who’s not so nice. I purposely waited until after Valentine’s Day. Now would be a good time to state my disclaimer: I agonized for hours on whether or not I should post this. It’s kinda taboo in certain circles, so I’m hoping you all won’t think less of me.
For mature audiences only, please! Click away NOW if you find discussions about body parts offensive. Do not proceed. Do not pass go! Do not collect $200!
So back to what I was saying before….
This is the perfect, and not-so-subtle way to kiss off a lover who jilted you, the one friend who betrayed your trust, a co-worker who undermined or stole your work, a business partner who misappropriated funds, or the professor who gave you an “F”. I’m kidding on that last one.
Get that pent-up resentment off your chest, once and for all. Now is the time! Nothing will express, “I think you’re an a**hole!” better than THIS! I present to you: The Incredible Edible Chocolate Anus.
On the other hand, if you’re a practical joker and think it would make a great gag gift (LOL)….oh gosh, lemme wrap this up soon before I start mentioning other innuendos. Heaven knows I can get myself into heaps of trouble once I do.
The minimum order is 5 boxes. A box of these Pure Belgian chocolates will run you 6 pounds (British) or $8 and change (American). Each box has a white, milk, & dark chocolate anus.
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